Spenny: If you like hot things, you should meet my friend Macca.

S: Have you Brent's penis chilli.
Spenny: Yeah yeah. I've seen it really small and cold.

S: Everyone knows if you want to get a blowie you have to pay the full bill.

B - I'm thinking I'm going to pick up a plastic sheet on the way to the airport.

Spenny: I didn't respect her, so I always used to try and get her in the eye.

B: Maybe I can just fuck my shirt

V: I like this song. It's teradactyl like.
S: Well, let's dance!

B: The randomness of creation could not create a bosom like that. I take it back: there is a god.

B: My ex-best friend showed it to me one time.